My life would be so much easier if the automatic towel dispensers on campus would give me enough paper towel the first time around.
You know you’re sick when you hawk-a-loogie and it gets stuck between your two front teeth.
If CSU is so short on cash, why do all of the engineers in the academic village each get a chair that costs $200 each?
I knew this girl from Hawaii and she was a compulsive liar, I just didn’t believe anything she said.
This year marks the 5th in a row that I have voted for the losing candidate in the ASCSU election. Wow, I’m really on a hot streak. Anyone taking bets on next year’s election?
Dear Bookstore, good job on not selling shot glasses… I saved some money to buy one and in case you were wondering I did successfully drink out of a plastic cup instead.