True story: I was in the dollar store yesterday and I heard over the PA system, “Price check, please, price check.” What?!
I don’t know what all the hype is about going to clubs to hook up with girls when you can go to the library anytime near midterms and find more attractive girls than you know what to do with…
My zodiac told me to bank on my good looks today; what are the ugly Leo’s supposed to do?
Goodbye hypothermia, hello heatstroke.
I did the math and I believe that it would take about 20 minutes and 16 seconds to crawl from Allison Hall to Eddy Hall.
I think it’s funny that the “hell and damnation” people are only on the plaza when the weather is over 65 degrees. Talk about fair weather friends.