I encountered a difficult situation last night when I realized that you know you’re a college student when toilet paper, Kleenex, and paper towels are all the same thing … and you don’t have any of them.
How should you react when you see someone you don’t know scrolling through pictures of you on Facebook? Flattered? Nervous? Thanks, library guy, I’ll take it as a compliment!
There should be a rule against listening to your iPod while running on the TV treadmills. Come on people. You can’t have your cake and eat it too…
Multicolored click pens are annoying in a class of 300.
Why does the Bagel Place numero uno insist on making an entire basket of honey wheat bagels when important flavors such as blueberry and chocolate chip are OUT!? Nobody eats honey wheat!!!
Has anyone noticed that Ian Brown’s character went from first missing his right arm to now missing his left arm? Wtf?