I don’t think shopping carts were designed for the snow.
You know its Colorado when it’s a sunny day, people are wearing shorts, and there are still 6-foot-tall mountains of snow everywhere.
I like it how when ever it snows, it gives every body the right to park like they just got their license.
In response to your measly 14 pounds of Cheerios, my friends and I have consumed 63 pounds of gummi bears over the past semester! Our dentist loves us. Go cube C!
French-fried onions are very hard to find at the grocery store if you’ve never tried.
A theory: If farting were as socially acceptable and commonplace as burping, I believe that the long and arduous quest for world peace would be over.