RamTalk

To all of the dirty science majors out there; I am a business student, and my

Finance TA and I will be creating the next major corporate scandal over break.

Staff members using the newspaper to spout personal opinions with little clip art light bulbs = Turn Off.

The wind blew straight through my pants today. Sadly, that’s the most action I’ve gotten in quite a while.

To the person whom stole my MP3 out of my herb green truck on monday: Keep the MP3 but please return the AAA battery, my TV remote died and I wake up to the Girls Gone Wild infomercial every day.

Has anybody seen those bar stools at the bottom of the student center near e-cave? I do not know what kind of trick are they trying to play on us but that counter that is less than six inches deep is absolutely useless!