North Korea may have conducted nuclear tests but everything is going to be OK… Paris and Nicole are friends again.
Has anyone figured out a way to inform the trains of quiet hours?
If you want a good workout run ALL the way to college then ALL the way to where the track is. Or just fraternize with a walrus.
So anyone else notice the Godzilla fish in the lagoon?
Heard in passing: “Come on, at least we’re fun when we’re drunk.” Please tell me you pride yourself on something more than your ability to act like an idiot.
To the brilliant owner of the black, 4-door Toyota in the Pitkin Z lot Wednesday evening who tried to put their parking ticket on my identical car – nice try. Enjoy dealing with parking services on that unpaid ticket.