Ram Talk

Sep 182006

With all the scandal and police involvement recently, I propose a new show to air: CSI (Colorado State Investigation), Fort Collins. They can start by finding out who broke the ketchup dispenser in Corbett.

I am all against RamRide… Poor students who study late night don’t have any bus service and ASCSU is more concerned about drunkards… ASCSU, get your priorities right!

I wonder about the intelligence of our students. There’s a sign by the Gifford meter lot that says parking is free after 4 p.m. Yet every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 3 p.m. when there is only one hour of paid parking left, I see people pay for three hours of parking. Stop wasting your money people!

Today I spent five minutes standing in front of a vending machine, thinking what to buy with my last one-dollar bill.

Let’s try to go back to the good ‘ol days when people told creative, intelligent and actually funny jokes instead of the “new” lame, hillbilly Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris sucks and so do his tight pants. This blue-collar comedy trend has got to end now!

I saw a girl put her books on the table that says, “Please do not set your books here. Thanks.” Then the Library SWAT Team totally came out of the ceiling and arrested her.

Did anyone else read the Food Review in the Verve and beg to differ… the new Gelazzi Gelato Italiano Cafe in Old Town should have definitely won!

They have liquor, ice cream and espresso… the three essentials to every college kid’s life!

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