I was bored the other day and put peanut butter in my dog Romo’s mouth, but my plan backfired when another dog made out with him for 20 minutes just for a taste of peanut buttery goodness.
To the person who said closing the Suite would be a solution to the basketball and football team, it seems very obvious you have some kind of hatred in your blood. Either the love of your life was taken by somebody on the team, or you have been dumped. You tell me.
I am really tired of getting poked on Facebook. It would be nice if after a certain amount of pokes, you could punch.
Does anyone else find the super friendliness at Chipotle creepy and annoying? I don’t want to sound like a jerk but I just want a burrito.
Life is full of laughs. Life is full of tears. But nothing is better than your college years.
If I lived during the time of the dinosaurs I would scramble velociraptor eggs so I could survive.
To the wonderful person who picked up my handless, periwinkle glove and set it where I could find it: Thank you! The world is a better place because of people like you. My glove and I are happy to be reunited again. Thanks!
I’m sick of settling for Toasty O’s and Marshmallow Maties for breakfast. It’s bad enough they mix regular Toasty O’s with Honey Nut Toasty O’s to save money. When are we going to get some Lucky Charms around here?
If CSU offered a class about dinosaurs, I would take it. I bet the university could fill Clark A101 with a dinosaur class.