Ram Talk

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Feb 212006
 
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When I become king, doorway-blocking canoodlers will become Public Enemy

No. 1. United Airlines commercials will become Public Enemy No. 2.

Three will be a tie between dust and people that pronounce the "t" in often.

So I was wondering how people feel about dating a co-worker. Is it ok? What if that co-worker just so happens to be your boss? In this hypothetical situation the boss is the same age as you are. If both of you can go to work and not make things unprofessional, it should be fine… right?

To the couple in the first row of my Geology class: Dude, stop fondling your girlfriend's hair. Get a room. You make me want to trigger minor vomiting in the back of my mouth. I'm trying to further my education of rocks.

What's the deal with ketchup packets? You can't ever get it all out of there; don't they know people are starving out here?

To the red truck with the empty beer cans, soda cans and a dead coyote…it could be time to clean out the back of your truck. Just a suggestion.

"Even if animal tests produced a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it." "We are complete press sluts." – PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk. PETA collected more than $16 million in donations in 2002 alone, but few donors understand exactly where their money is going toward. During the past ten years, PETA has spent four times as much on criminals and their legal defense than it has on shelters, spay-neuter programs and other efforts that actually help animals. Enough said!!!!

I'm pretty sure if they wanted to, the campus squirrels and lagoon goldfish could combine forces and take over CSU with sheer cuteness.

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