I am a non-traditional student – "old." I have lived in Chicago, Kansas City, Salt Lake City, Munich, Savannah, Phoenix, and moved here from Detroit. You have lived in Greeley and moved here from Loveland. If you don't like my attitude, opinions, prejudices or how fast I talk, please try imagining how I feel about you.
I realized today that swimming works best in liquid.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Did anyone else see the squirrel that had been fit with a little radio collar on campus? Did they first have to shoot him with a tiny little tranquilizer gun? And who is tracking our squirrels anyway?
When I was an undergraduate there were squirrels that constantly attacked our transformers, mainly because they look like giant acorns. Now here in Colorado
I have lovely geese spreading their filth here and there for me to slip in – thanks a bunch mother nature.
If I was elected president, all public smokers could live in a wonderful little community surrounded by razor wire where they could freely spread their shot-gunned lung spew to their neighbors. But hey I'm not president.