Ram Talk

To the gorgeous guy who works at Wish Bones on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you have the most beautiful eyes and longest eyelashes ever! Please ask me out for a nice evening next time I order my chicken from you, you're the only reason I eat at that place.

To the guy that works at the Bagel Place and That's a Wrap: I am impressed by your ability to shmear AND wrap. And damn, you're hot.