To the person who took my underwear while I was wearing them: thanks for the major wedgie!
To the guy that helped me get my bike out of the pond, I've heard that a great way to get rid of school-related stresses is to hang out with a girl that rode her bike into a pond. 😉
Go back to the "Rant." This plane RAMtalk headline is killing me.
So why did the rant change to novel writing this year? Everyone: go back to one-liners and funny stuff because politics are for letters to the editor.
The other night I saw a guy running through the parking lot with what looked like a dozen roses. A girl was chasing him and yelled, "Give me back my flowers!" Where's a guy with roses when I need one?