10. "My golden retriever is taking over the play calling for the game."
9. "Are you guys getting beat by a sorority house out there? You guys got a bunch of Kappa Kappa Whatevers coming over later?"
Dane Stratton, freshman offensive lineman
8. "We may have lost, but I have good news…I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!"
7. "Flying V! Hey, it worked for the Mighty Ducks."
6. "It looks like a battle of softness out there."
Clint Oldenburg, junior offensive lineman
5. "I placed a bet on Nevada, so either way I come out a winner."
4. "Ryan Leaf is our new quarterback's coach."
3. "The score doesn't matter; we are all winners."
2. "My horoscope told me that although I may not be successful at work today, I am going to find five dollars in my coat pocket…so that's nice."
1. "Who are we playing?"