Hug a tree, cut it down.
A consensus has been formed, and CSU has spoken. We must remove the creepy drawing from the paper that forecasts the weather.
I love you Robert Ryan Willy, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love that man, a diamond is forever.
She pooped in the fridge, and you at the whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
Have you ever noticed that people who are pro-life, and saving themselves for marriage, are people you don't really want to sleep with anyway?
Is it just me, or are all misogynists ugly? Let's be honest.
To the ignorant person who thinks they can tell if someone is a liberal: I wear nice clothes because I love fashion, I never leave home without my lip-gloss, and I have impeccable hygiene. I am a proud liberal and a devoted Democrat. Still think you could spot me?
Yesterday someone asked if anyone else thought all feminists were ugly. Well, as a matter of fact, all the feminists I know are pretty darn hot. And on a side note – a guy nicknamed Pooky still has my bokken sword! I want it back!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what IT'S all about?!!
Actually a nice little Saturday planned, I'm going to the library, yeah study some finance, maybe some management. Maybe go on the brewery tours. I don't know if I'll have enough time.
All feminists are ugly. I'm speechless. What an enlightening statement! It thrills me that I actually pay money to attend this university and be in the company of such brilliance. Whoever you are, you are truly an inspiration. I also can tell that you must be very secure with yourself.
Frat guys are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Sometimes the rec center plays the most random music. One minute it's The Game featuring 50 Cent, and then this heavy metal power ballad from the '80s comes on. It kind of hinders my rhythm when I'm on the treadmill in the middle of running my fifth mile … yeah.
Ryan Chapman is right; Democrats need to stop killing innocent people. Thank God Kerry isn't president, who knows what could have happened!
Finally a breath of fresh air! Thank you, Ryan Chapman, for giving a voice of reason away from the incessant Republican ridicule the Collegian thrives on.
We should take all the food that Ryan Chapman eats and give it to Terri Schiavo. She's probably smarter than he is even though she's brain-dead.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If you are unhappy with your girlfriend, BREAK UP WITH HER. I know you want to spare her feelings getting hurt, but you are wasting valuable time. College only lasts a few short years. Wake up and realize what is right in front of your face!!
A message from my dog, COKe, to God "Are their mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Yours, COKe."