– I want to know why our football players, who posted a losing record last season, come to parties, break into our front doors, throw beer at our friends, and get away with it when the cops show up.
– Not only do psychology majors not do anything, but they're better looking, too.
– POOKY: Thought of the day: fat dog in a wagon … think about it.
– To the guy that commented on "Metros." We don't wear small shirts to look bigger, but to provide a silhouette to the girls on campus of our six-pack and what our "6 percent body fat" bodies look like. So go take some more "juice" and bench press one of your football buddies. While you're doing that I'm gonna lift up my shirt and steal your girlfriend.
– Do Tauruses ever have five-star days???