Feb 162005

– "I Hate Myself and I Wanna Die." Kurt Cobain, signing off.

– To all the basketball players in the rec. center you guys are terrible. You think you're good, but you're not.

– I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon. I wish you would get out of my life and shut up!

– Nobody reads Doonesbury or Dilbert. They both suck, and if you read them, you are an idiot.

– Ward Churchill needs to be put in a little black hole. Word.

– Who is this Big-D from the Internet? And why does he monopolize everything on the Internet?

– How come there's only skinny girls working out at the gym? Don't you think there should be all fat girls?

– I am sick of Vincent Adams bashing the life of a college student.

– Oscarson, quit eating my bananas and drinking my milk! Get your own!

– I wish people could learn to use double doors – its just like a road – stay to

your right!!

– I love when it's 20 degrees outside and you still see girls in their foo-foo skirts. (Sigh)

– What is under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron? … Doughnuts!

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