– Stay out of the brown.
– Asphalt is my life, and I love asphalt too.
– There is nothing quite as amusing as watching guys in the restroom adjusting their hats in front of the mirror for 10 minutes so that it looks like they put it on crooked.
– What do you call somebody else's cheese? Not-cho cheese!
– Matt Nelson is the best player that I have ever seen since Bill Hanzlik and Joe Wolf.
– Well, we've all had a good laugh by now, but I think it's about time
that someone figures out that your basic wood and cheap plastic
products aren't suited for the difficult challenge of blocking cars
from the bus terminals.
– Shout out to Big-D and the Stallion, one love baby.
– Hey guys, you aren't still wearing your polo shirts
with your collars flipped up? Oh, you are? That's
– I hate those jamster.com commercials. Text to 355-55.