Jan 272005

– John Kerry walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

– I don't understand why people take shortcuts through the grass, ruining it and making an ugly trail when they could just take a few extra seconds and walk on the sidewalk.

– If I had a dollar for every time my roommate wet the bed, I'd have about six dollars.

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