May 062004
 
Authors: Vera Feistel

In essence college kidnapped us.

Once freshman year started we were taken away, kicking and

screaming from our high school lives and chained to another round

of tests, portfolios, essays, projects and reports at the

collegiate level. We were tied to things like composition and

(everyone’s favorite) statistics, herded into our majors, shown we

could eat only what was in front of us or our grades would suffer

and isolated from news of the outside world.

Sure, we had access to the Internet. Granted, we might have

bartered away our studying or working or partying time for a little

dose of reality. But really, how many of us took it? Our time was

another thing we traded in when we came wide-eyed and innocent to

the CSU campus.

As seniors, we now emerge into that foggy reality everyone likes

to call “the real world.” We come out of our respective colleges

like Brendan Fraser’s character from the movie, “Blast From the

Past:” clueless but charming.

As we stumble out into this world, what kind of world are we

facing? What has happened in the last four years? (Note: “Four” is,

of course, a relative term.)

Let’s start by going with the crowd. I deemed the Internet a

good source of information. According to searchenginewatch.com,

Yahoo’s top ten search terms for 2003 are as follows: 1)KaZaA, 2)

Harry Potter, 3) American Idol, 4) Britney Spears, 5) 50 Cent, 6)

Eminem, 7) WWE, 8) Paris Hilton, 9) NASCAR and 10) Christina

Aguilera.

For all you Googlers out there, the top five read like this: 1)

Britney Spears, 2) Harry Potter, 3) Matrix, 4) Shakira and 5) David

Beckham.

If you want to know about important cultural icons, these would

be good places to start. David Beckham … WWE … well, I’ll be

looking those up after finals week is over.

What about more serious, thought-provoking news? CNN.com’s top

stories of 2003 included the war in Iraq, gay civil rights issues,

SARS, loss of the space shuttle Columbia, controversy over the Ten

Commandments monument, California wildfires, the standoff with

North Korea and the deaths of Bob Hope and Mr. Rogers.

The New York Times Web site, nytimes.com, compiles a similar

list. This year’s top issues are the growing business of gastric

bypass surgery, concerns about harmful side effects of

antidepressants, housing subsidies for the poor being threatened by

cuts, the displacement of a million people in western Sudan, and

the creation of an antimissile system.

Some of these we’ll know from our pre-college days: gay civil

rights issues, controversies regarding separation of the church and

state and Mr. Rogers. In fact, Mr. Rogers and I go way back to

kindergarten days.

Lest I get on a soapbox, let me just pose two questions. It’ll

take two minutes of silence while passing through college doors out

into “the real world.” What do you want to do with your freedom?

What do you want to do with your knowledge?

Let me be the first to say that I don’t have a clue. Yet.

I’m still worried about getting through graduation and trying to

make up for four years of all-nighters and brain fry.

But seniors, now’s our time to shine. We’re graduating with the

credentials that now allow us to make decisions that affect more

than just our inner circle. We enter the work world that, because

of our degree, bestows on us varying degrees of power and

influence.

As we stumble out of our bunker, we take back our time and our

lives. What are we going to do with them? You can be sure I’ll

still be asking myself the same question. And paying off my

ransom.

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