You know you partied too hard the night before when you go to class in the morning and your 60-year-old teacher looks like Kim Kardashian.
If you are feeling lonely, just remember that someone is probably Facebook stalking you.
Do they make OtterBoxâ€™s for bongs?
To the girl who asked if JFK died from Addisonâ€™s disease: No. No he did not. May I suggest a history class in the spring?
To the guy in my speech class: Iâ€™d say itâ€™s a general rule of thumb that you donâ€™t say â€œmother f***erâ€ during your speech.