To the campus tour guide: the Rec Center looks like â€œPride Rock,â€ not â€œLion King Rock.â€
Just saw a cop arrest someone after pouring out his bottles in the lagoon. Quick, grab a straw and meet me at the pond!
Is it kind of messed up that the Weld Food Bank is giving away cantelopes?
To the girl living on the fourth floor of Westfall: That isnâ€™t high enough up to change with the blinds open.