To the guy who wanted to sext last night: Is it weird that your grammatical errors were a turnoff?
Colorado State University: the only place you can get close enough to a squirrel to see its nuts.
Are longboards the new lifted truck? The longer the board the more compensation?
I feel as though my favorite bathroom on campus is like the Room of Requirement: Itâ€™s always there when I need it, and itâ€™s always for the purpose that I need it for.