A random girl walked by me screaming â€œLet me tell you guys… I am SO DRUNK right nowâ€. Gotta love Monday mornings…
I learned in my structures class that the deeper the beam, the less stress there will be, on both ends…..ainâ€™t that the truth
Just because you have headphones in doesnâ€™t mean people canâ€™t hear you singing on your bike.
Dear Guy Who Picked His Nose and Then Used the Library Computer: You are going to single-handedly start the zombie apocalypse one day.