Why canâ€™t my brain just be Google?
To the girl in my psychology class who just asked if taping a cell phone to your head will increase your signal: youâ€™re almost as dumb as the girl that actually tried it.
That awkward moment in Clark when you hit knees with someone as you both turn your chairs to get up and leave.
The New Testament guys are out. Time to re-route my may to class.