Laughing at the guy in front of me buying condoms and getting his card declined. You just got cockblocked by Visa.
Whatâ€™s the point of studying at the library when there arenâ€™t any chairs or tables left?
To the girl in front of me in class creeping on my Facebook, you might want to turn around next time.
Itâ€™s hard to tell if your roommate is having sex or killing a spider when all you here is, â€œah ah ah…. Oh my god!!!â€
To the girl in the plaza who had her birth control pills glued on the flap of her cell phone cover. Good form!