To the two girls in front of Lory trying to write chalk messages in the rain: thereâ€™s a reason thatâ€™s not working out for ya.
To the person in statistics who had the Finding Nemo ringtone â€œmine!â€: youâ€™re the best.
I have given up on buying tickets to the CU-CSU game. I just sit at home with a bottle of tequila so that I can appropriately react to either outcome.
To the guy in my bio class on Craigslist: You should buy that car.