You can always tell who rode their bike in the rain because they look like they peed their pants.
I realized my shorts were completely drenched. What I didnâ€™t realize is my shorts become completely transparent when wet.
I need to waste time, lets hit up the Morgan maze
To the girl who picked up the used cigarette bud off the ground and proceed to smoke it: I think itâ€™s time to admit you have a problem.
Intramural sports are sweet because no matter what the outcome of your game is, you still have reason to drink afterwards whether itâ€™s celebrating a win or because youâ€™re depressed from losing.