Dear Clark A 104: thanks for blowing 40-degree A/C on me for an hour. I wonder if Hartshorn will treat frostbite this early.
Accidentally left my notebook at home. Guess Iâ€™m doing the Wonderword in class!
To the guy talking about how his friend got caught masturbating in his car: thank you, my white soup doesnâ€™t seem appetizing anymore.
You can always tell who the freshman at the Rec are because they push the wrong side of the doors.