To the girl at the dining hall feeling all the bananas and telling your friend you like your bananas hard. Letâ€™s rethink that statement next time.
Sitting through a sinfully boring class is one thing. Sitting next to a mouth-breather during a sinfully boring is a completely different realm of torture.
To whoever super glued the quarters to the ground in the plaza, you have no soul. Thanks for the entertainment though.
Does anyone else hate this construction? I fell asleep under a tree on campus. When I woke up I found that a crane was now 15 feet away, and the construction guys were putting up yellow tape around me.