I finally found a decent parking spot. I feel like walking home, just so I donâ€™t lose it!
Dear orange sign near the library construction, thank you for letting us know that the strip of concrete on the side of the road is indeed a sidewalk.
Quote from the girl waiting for organic chemistry to start: â€œNow when do we start learning about organs?â€
To the guy to who hit me with his 4-runner: Sorry my elbow dented your hood. Hit me up some other time?