May 042011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • The “Fast and the Furious” franchise is looking way too much like Paris Hilton: Over-hyped, trying way too hard to stay relevant and having way too many buff, bad-driving male actors in it.
  • To the person who said, “I won’t lactate milk, I’ll lactate vodka”: You probably shouldn’t reproduce.
  • You know it’s nearing the end of a year when you see a guy walking down the hall filming a feather on a string, and it doesn’t surprise you.
  • Nothing like a stranger sitting in the empty seat next to you in the library to guilt you out of wasting all your time on Facebook.
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