- The only lesson I learned in the library was how textbooks made bad pillows.
- My roommate had a new guy over last night. All I could hear through the door was â€œThis sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Oh my God this is amazing! Ok, this sucks again.â€
- Dear professor,
We know youâ€™re lying. Dandelions did not kill anyone.
Sincerely, unconvinced college student
- â€œPreventativeâ€ does not equal â€œpenetrative.â€ Damn you spell check.