Apr 212011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the Mormon missionaries that walked out of the Ramskeller: Are you lost or did you realize what life is really about?
  • Maybe its the weed, but Phil Collins’ work on the Tarzan soundtrack is phenomenally spiritual.
  • Talking about sex, I’ve wanted it since I was twelve. I’m a trapped sex kitten! Meowww!
  • You know your friend is high when you receive this text at 3 p.m.: “Just found hand warmers in my backpack, win!”
  • I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people I don’t know in a house I don’t recognize, wearing a purple hat and a boa. I hate tequila.
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