Apr 202011
  • I woke up next to a girl who was wearing nothing but my engineering T-shirt. Engineering is slowly taking over my sex life, too.
  • Does the bike registration cover bike accidents? Or does it just pay for bike cops to ticket us?
  • Finding “Arthur” on OnDemand when I was stoned was almost like a miracle.
  • To whoever left the used condom in the washing machine: I’m going to use a different one. Forever.
  • Note to self: “Hungry Like The Wolf?” Great weed song.
  • You know it’s 4/20 when you hear the words gateway drug 10 times within the 10 minutes it takes you to get across campus.
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