RamTalk

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Apr 122011
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I’ve discovered a new tactic to use on student ministers. Look them in the eye and just say nope, no matter what they say.
  • Screw school and its little dog too.
  • Gentlemen, before you tell your ladies you think it’s that time of the month, why don’t you check that you aren’t using colored condoms for the first time?
  • I would go to the library so much more if it was a moon bounce.
  • Drinking childhood games = Scotch-Hop anyone?
  • “When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a sea otter. All they do is eat sushi and fornicate.” Professors, they say the darnedest things.
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