Time to get thinned-down and waxed up. Mama bear is coming out of hibernation.
I love how being dubbed D.D. is as good as a kiss of death to a Messed Up Monday.
To whoever made the playlist at the rec with the Rainbow Road song: Props.
Weekends are like jigsaw puzzles. It takes a while to piece them together.
I thought it was a gloomy day when it was raining. Then I saw iHome guy in the plaza without his iHome … a gloomy day indeed.
To the girl who took four books, two magazines and a newspaper into the bathroom: What did you eat last night?
The construction in the library sounded like a dragon was living in the basement. I think CSU is lying.