Apr 032011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • March Colorado Pick-Up Line: “Wow. That wind was so strong, it blew me right into you.”
  • To the girl with the “Free Hugs” poster hanging in the plaza: There’s a reason people are walking away from you. Chasing them won’t change that.
  • I feel like April fooled me. Where did March go?
  • To the architect who designed the Yates “wind-tunnel”: Blow me.
  • Eat well and have no beer. Drink well and have no food. The compromise: PBR and Granola Bars.
  • “You have a half naked girl in your bed, and all you can think about is milkshakes? You are high.”
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