Mar 312011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the Greenpeace girl who had all her paper blown away by the wind: It doesn’t look like nature feels the same way about you.
  • You know our football team is going to be great when they’re out there warming up to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” at 7 a.m.
  • Having sex is like playing bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
  • Just once I would like to see a squirrel get swept up in these ferocious winds and become a flying squirrel.
  • Has anyone else noticed that the rear end of campus ram statues face Boulder? Coincidence? I think not.
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