Mar 292011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To my suitemate that stole my air freshener: that was for your own protection.
  • At the store: $5 condoms or $5 hand-lotion? Hand lotion doesn’t have hidden fees.
  • I get so bored in class I try to take notes with my left hand just to mix it up.
  • Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.
  • I walked into the bathroom stall and saw a toilet full of green and yellow. Gross, but way to show school spirit.
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