Mar 102011
  • To the guy walking while holding his crotch: It’s been 5 minutes. By now you should know if it’s still there or not.
  • Getting your period the day before spring break is like nature’s way of saying, “Keep it classy.”
  • Yes, I would like to play the penis game on the freedom stump. Thanks for asking.
  • First thought after midterms: Damn you, “Angry birds.”
  • The first nice day: A time when all campus can tell you gained the Freshman 15.
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