Mar 092011
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • “I’m not a good test-taker” is the politically correct version of “I’m stupid.”
  • To the guy who jumped off his skateboard, rolled on the ground and ended up sitting down on his skateboard again: You meant to do that, right?
  • Two things you don’t go cheap on: Toilet paper and condoms.
  • Yes, robot unicorn attack does help me understand zoology.
  • I recently heard the story of the birds and the bees. I suddenly realize flowers are sluts.
  • Between a speech, project and test the week before Spring Break, maybe I should have done something the last 12 days besides drink.
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