- To the guy in CO150 with his hand down his pants: I enjoy a ball feel as much as the next guy, just not in class, next to someone, with a male professor.
- The world would be a better place if all bathroom stalls locked.
- There seems to be a positive correlation between how much weed I smoke and how much Nutella I eat. Interesting.
I am outraged Charlie Sheen turned down my offer to do a spin off show called â€œTwo and a Half Grams.â€
- Yes, McDonaldâ€™s worker, 10 hash browns. I want 10 hash browns.
- To the guy who turned the lights off on me while I was in the bathroom stall: Thank you for being green.