Why is it bike cops are the only people running into me in the Dismount Zone? The other riders are much more courteous.
Horticulture class makes me wonder what ever happend to that show â€œJust Shoot Me.â€
Alright men, this time you get to choose. Which one is it going to be? â€œMateless Marchâ€ or â€œMe, Myself and I March?â€
To the hooded guys stealing the Pitkin and Shields sign: I remember when I used to drink on Sundays.
The mirror in womenâ€™s restroom in the Education Building says â€œYou are beautiful.â€ Well thank you.
This lady thinks â€œMuttonchop March.â€ Time so switch it up, gentlemen.