RamTalk

*To the girl in the LSC today who asked, “Do I have to go to the DMV to get my drivers license:” Do you also wonder if you can become a unicorn rancher?

*To the guy who just walked into the bathroom and gave me an odd look: Sorry to break it to you, but you walked into the women’s, not the men’s, restroom.

*Winter, you are creating a level of shrinkage I didn’t even know was possible. I think my balls have retreated all the way into my brain for warmth.

*If CSU isn’t going to cancel class, I will show up to class drunk so that I don’t feel the freeze.