If CSU has school tomorrow, Tony Frank will have earned â€œChuck Norrisâ€ status.
To the guy walking to class in only shorts and a tee shirt: Youâ€™re either an idiot or one tough son of a bi***.
So, a 30 percent hike for tuition. Does that mean Lil Wayne is coming next year?
You know itâ€™s going to be a bad day when the front wheel of your car falls off automatically.
And now for a tribute to the text alert Monday …
Thanks for the most ambiguous text message warning ever, CSU. I wouldnâ€™t know whether to look for a giant gorilla or a guy with a bazooka.
Iâ€™m so glad I receive a text every time someone at CSUPD has a thought.
Dear CSU, I can always count on you when there is an â€œunspecifiedâ€ threat to my well being. I got three text messages telling me that you are not telling me anything.
To the person making threats to CSU: You arenâ€™t the only person who hates Mondays.