RamTalk

To the guys in organic chemistry who stripped down to superhero costumes and left class to save the world: We thank you.

Something’s wrong when it’s warm enough in December to walk to class without a jacket, but Clark is cold enough to need a winter coat.

Is it wrong to laugh when your professor says they were jacking off a beam?

Which is worse, a cold toilet seat or one that is still warm?

I was gonna steal the sign on High Street, but then I got high.