RamTalk

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Nov 282010
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • It’s sad times when you find yourself using a lint roller to clean the carpet.
  • I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” route option.
  • My sex life is like an internet site with an http 404 error: Nonexistent.
  • You know you’re hungover when it seems impossible to open a child-proof Advil bottle.
  • It’s a scientific fact that at exactly 4:35 a.m. it’s indeed too early and too late for Taco Bell.
  • I disagree with Kay jewelers. I think on any Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
  • Don’t study while you should be drinking. It will only lead you to drink when you should be studying.
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