RamTalk

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Nov 172010
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Security recommends you get to the airport three hours early, three hours and 10 minutes if you want a happy ending.
  • You know you’re in college when nap time seems to reinstate itself as a priority.
  • I was playing Wii Tennis and I broke the bong while diving for a ball.
  • I just waited for a stop sign to turn green and it’s only 2:13 p.m. I can’t wait to see what i do at 10 p.m. tonight.
  • As I sat in my 400-level Finance class this morning, I reflected on how much I’ve matured since freshman year. Then my professor said “do do”and I laughed uncontrollably.
  • Is it considered slutty to the take your birth control pill with the shot some guy just bought you?
  • I saw the same girl fall down stairs four different times today. If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.
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