RamTalk

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Nov 112010
 
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • As I sit and think on my ice-cold toilet seat, I debate whether or not I should start paying my utilities or continue buying beer.
  • To the squirrels outside of my dorm room window: Get a room.
  • My engineering professor wants me to approach probability like losing my virginity: Take it slow and ask a lot of questions.
  • A real life application of Star Wars: The faster you drive into oncoming snow, the more it looks like you’re making a jump to hyperspace.
  • There are moments in my life where I wish I had a midget to hit me with a hammer when I am about to make bad decisions.
  • Your happy trail is like an arid desert. Mine is more like an enchanted forest.
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