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Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the couple who were grinding on the plaza: I think it’s a dismount zone.
  • To the girl in my poetry class that mistook her glue stick for chap stick: The look of panic on your face was hilarious.
  • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
  • Studying is a lot like wearing a condom. You know you should do it, and if you don’t, you may not like the results the next time you get tested.
  • Is it impressive if sex with “The Flash” lasts more than a few seconds?
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